I don't remember where I first saw it, but it's become a favorite saying: Isn't it funny how it only takes a pretty face to make you want to put someones genitals in your mouth?
With a shitty headline too? A more accurate one would be "Omegle founder shuts down service after unchecked harassment from dumb people became too much to handle".
Or the car will be like "You're creeping forward with your driver's door open? I'm going to slam in to park without even asking first then all my dash lights will be going full xmas mode while I beep incessantly. Because fuck you, that's why."
The symmetry is enough to bring a tear to your eye.