darth_tiktaalik @ darth_tiktaalik @lemmy.ml

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Linux men, they can't find the clit even if you shove it in their faces

quick GIS

...Raytheon's logo really is that loading circle

Pretty soon they'll need to change the name to HipsterDOS.

FreeDOS before it was cool.

Not less ridiculous than the right's actual complaints.

ALL MY SEXY M&Ms ARE GONE.

I feel like even the concept of a tv station is a bit outdated despite technically still existing.

"Entertainment companies used to decide what shows were playing at 5pm"

I hear 70s bushtit was wild

"no see I didn't steel that necklace I simply took it without permission"

Possibly related note: Jesus's rules on divorce do not permit a woman to leave an abusive marriage.

Depending on which gospel you're reading a man may either leave an adulterous wife(Matthew)or not under any circumstances(mark, luke).

I'll have you know my reddit comments were only mostly unhinged!

Insert "I'd like to interject for a moment" copypasta here

So they're trading on the smt name to....do a bunch of things that are the antithesis of what was attractive about the brand to begin with?

It still comes through phones but we ditched the dial up and shoved the PCs inside the phones

This is why I stick to open source software for anything truly important.

Gaming's a mix of open source, physical retro games and the least abusive free to play games.

With all his whining about rigged elections he of all people should know you can't ask election officials to "find" you exactly the amount of votes you need to win that election.

Come up for a reply to this quote: "Christ, why even have people anymore? Just have ChatGPT be all the users. It's already indistinguishable."

ChatGPT:

While ChatGPT has made remarkable progress, human connection adds depth and emotion that technology alone may struggle to replicate. Let's appreciate the unique qualities each brings to the table.

I don't know, telling your kid about the divorce via airdropped meme seems pretty...despicable.

But but I'm special!

Makes the conversations quicker

door knock

"Hi, I'm"

"molester informing us? Ok stay away from my kids bye"

door slam

Pro gamee move: Start with red pill, take blue pill when you get back to the point in time where the choice is offered