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darkdemize
darkdemize @ darkdemize @sh.itjust.works
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Trump says he will look into possible pardons for the men convicted of plotting to kidnap Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer

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  • Doubtful. Most of them are going to want a pardon for their complicity in the destruction of America.

    • The New York Times Just Published Some Bizarre Race Science About Asian Women

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  • That's the Washington Post.

    • What is something you aways buy but never use?

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  • Steam games on sale.

    • Does this count as flirting?

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  • Ugh, sexlexia.

    • “F**k you”: Entire Trump team hated Elon Musk, damning report reveals | Elon Musk has left the White House an utter failure

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  • He was in the white house today during Trump's press conference.

    • Cory Booker Ripped After Voting to Confirm Ivanka’s Father-in-Law

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  • Thanks for the link. Looks like the shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree.

    • Cory Booker Ripped After Voting to Confirm Ivanka’s Father-in-Law

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  • Honestly, no. Never heard of the guy before this. Other than spawning Jared, what has he done?

    • Trump suggests Supreme Court is ‘illegally’ blocking his lawless deportations

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  • Someone please explain to me how Chevy is short for Cornelius.

    • Viva la Revolucion (becomes cancer)

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  • Bloody peasant!

    • My wife has a lot of patience.

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  • User name checks out.

    • Why do they call it a corn maze and not a maize maze?

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  • They were just sitting in the produce section though.

    Edit: Not too many Bojack fans around here I guess.

    • What are the most unhinged cartoons in your expert opinion?

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  • Ren and Stimpy was already mentioned, and that one is pretty out there. Rocko's Modern Life would be a trailing second place imo. Plenty of innuendos and inappropriate storylines in that cartoon.

    • Do you still have one somewhere?

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  • I usually have one, but right now I have a paper clip with one side folded out 90° sitting in my wallet.

    • Which country do you live in and how much paid time off work do you get?

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  • US. 30 days per year, plus all federal holidays and a handful of extra days. Also unlimited sick leave with supervisor approval.

    Edit: Missed the other part of your question. I usually take a week here or there, but try to take at least one stretch of 2-3+ weeks every year.

    • Qatar's gift to Trump is unsold plane it's been trying to dump for years

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  • As a US taxpayer, I don't find that very amusing. Well, other than the part where Trump dies.

    • ChatGPT does not fuck around

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  • Your gif works for me.

    • Why are you proud of yourself tonight?

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  • I reunited my wife with her semi-estranged son on Mother's Day. Feeling pretty damn great about how today turned out.

    • Donald Trump defends gift of 747 jet from Qatar as new Air Force One

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  • It didn't say he successfully defended them.

    • Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth ’03 ‘plagiarized’ small portions of his senior thesis, experts say. But how serious is it?

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  • A few beers short of a six pack. In his defense, he already drank them.

    • What is the dumbest tattoo you have ever seen?

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  • Ironic, considering back pieces like this are usually the result of drugs and/or alcohol.