I don't like to be reminded of the porn I was looking for. Google showing me ads based on my porn habits is what sent me down the privacy and security path I've been on since.
I've played with pet snakes, they're pretty chill. They just like to wrap themselves around you and slither. Sounds scary, I promise it's not. It doesn't hurt. To them you're like a giant tree. They're cool animals.
Ooo ronus