dactylotheca @ dactylotheca @suppo.fi

Sarcastic bitch with a wine problem

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Certainly not! Or other industries for that matter. It's a good thing executives everywhere aren't just concentrating on squeezing the maximum amount of money out of their companies and funneling it to themselves and their buddies on the board.

Sure, let's "rightsize" the company by firing 20% of our workforce (but not management!) and raise prices 30%, and demand that the remaining employees maintain productivity at the level it used to be before we fucked things up. Oh and no raises for the plebs, we can't afford it. Maybe a pizza party? One slice per employee though.

Not sure how this one slipped through.

I'd bet my ass this was caused by terrible practices brought on by suits demanding more "efficient" releases.

"Why do we do so much testing before releases? Have we ever had any problems before? We're wasting so much time that I might not even be able to buy another yacht this year"

Where am I being thick? What do you think I'm not understanding?

I don't understand your objection to anything I'm saying.

NATO expanded under Trump.

How much of that is attributable to anything Trump did?

I'd rather be informed with a popup than have to remember to periodically check the settings in case they've maybe added dark mode. Tying this to "advertising tactics" is, well, ridiculous – they're informing users about a new feature they might not otherwise learn about, not selling literally anything

I'll drink to that.

Learn to cherish it. Call it Bob. Send it to college.

Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

My dearly beloved ham sandwich, this is a meme and not a dissertation. You seem to be the only person here taking it this seriously – I doubt folks walked away from this meme completely convinced there's now an epidemic of raccoons breaking into Cybertrucks

Or a raccoon with a crowbar

Yes I was 100% normal until I saw this, this is definitely what got me all nihilistic

Good on you, but people are much less likely to donate like that when compared to the platform itself supporting monetization somehow

I do believe the comment about the ball wearing out was what humans refer to as "humor"

Vacuumbnb

You know why

there's no monetization after the first two are met and some people do youtube for a job.

The answer that people usually give to this is something like "monetization is evil", because apparently content creators should all work for free

It's less than a stoat

GIGAWEASEL

Ironic?

I guess that's as good an explanation as any.