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What are your best unique dad jokes (like something you came up with yourself and didn't find online)?

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  • 126 out of 100 agreed that the election wasn't rigged.

    (I'd be surprised if this joke is actually fully original, but I thought of it without having a recollection that I've heard it anywhere before.)

    • WHO says soda sweetener aspartame may cause cancer, but it's safe within limits

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  • You'd basically die from water poisoning before the aspertame would get you.