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crystalmerchant @ crystalmerchant @lemmy.world
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"Tony Delivers" - just order your food and send him a screenshot

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  • It's not that crazy to think this might actually be tony responding lol. Unlikely

    • What the heck is going on here

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  • Tesla will end up paying I bet. Bad PR and as long as the owner can prove the order with emails / receipts / whatever, you gotta think they'll pay up right?

    • TIL personal credit scores only started in 1989

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  • Shut up mom i HATE you

    • What have you changed your mind about?

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  • High five my friend. Also got out. Clear and strong memories of advocating Prop 8 in CA

    • Your username has suddenly become your only means of staying alive. How bad is it?

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  • Long as I can evade the authorities I should make bank

    • Taylor Swift at the Beach

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  • I don't get it pls halp

    • Trump hawks $399 branded shoes at 'Sneaker Con,' a day after a $355 million ruling against him

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  • This message brought to you by Citizens United

    • Live updates: Multiple victims in shooting near Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl parade

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  • This is the right answer my friend. Don't feed the trolls

    • What movie had a really good non spoiler marketing campaign?

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    • Just 137 crypto miners use 2.3% of total U.S. power — government now requiring commercial miners to report energy consumption

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  • My lower-down comment is an even better use of energy

    • Disney Plus begins crackdown against password sharing

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  • So what exactly constitutes this crackdown? Do they tie the login to your phone's MAC address?

    • Just Say It, Democrats: Biden Has Been a Great President

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  • If a man builds a thousand bridges, and fucks just one goat, they don't call him a bridge-builder

    • dotnet developer

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  • Man it is HARD to believe this jabbering orangesicle was ever the president of the fucking United States

    • What are some humorous quotes/life advice that would be funny to see embroidered on a throw pillow?

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  • The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

    • Taylor Swift launches legal broadside at a college student who tracks private jets via public data

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  • Oh it's reversible all right... Earth will right the ship in its own time, after we're gone

    • The US economy is doing well. President Biden wants to know why so many Americans are still feeling bad

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  • Homeowner protip: everything will break

    • Ilhan Omar speech proved to be mistranslated but outrage continues spread

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  • Do something about that ratfuck Bob Menendez first

    • Singapore passes law to hold 'dangerous offenders' beyond prison terms

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  • And if there's One Thing we all know about government, it's that it does not abuse power

    • Russia finds ‘errors’ in paperwork of candidate hoping to stand against Putin

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  • Nobody buys this, right? Putin's people will find any error they decide they need to find

    • Tucker Carlson Reportedly Spotted In Moscow As Fans Speculate Interview With Putin

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