crypticthree @ crypticthree @lemmy.world

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Well I just vomited in my own mouth

Dennis Prager enters the chat

They had a kid at the register to suppress wages

...cooool

Go for john

Wobble often comes from the floor being out of level as opposed to the desk itself. As long as the desk has adjustable feet you shouldn't have any wobble.

I mean Dennis Hastert was a child molester

Oh we are repressing refugees too. They just come from central and South America. They're mostly fleeing violent regimes that only exist because of US foreign policy.

At least The Clash remained an active band throughout the 80s. Joy Division is by all rights a 70s band. Ian Curtis died five months into 1980.

90s kids generally refers to people who came of age in the 90s. Nevertheless, this is all 80s, although Joy Division just barely counts as an 80s band

Shocking

Actors absolutely take a hit when a project fails. Sure they aren't on the hook for budget overruns, but if a major project fails, the starring actors see a decrease in demand for their services and likely lower earnings from subsequent projects

Death to Smoochy is a fucking masterpiece.

Now you know how AV guys have felt for the last few decades seeing BNC connectors on every piece of sci fi equipment

Of course he does

Every kid at my highschool could do a better Cartman than that

Properly use possessive pronouns. It's not that hard.

I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So, I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.

Apparently Turkish jurisprudence operates under the same logic as my high school did in the 90s

Deep Cock Galactic