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  • I also recall hearing somewhere that they often get killed by boats and sharks but I can't find where I heard that

  • But if we are going by topology logic the vagina isn't a true hole it's caped by the womb init so it's at most a cave

  • Fine now I won't burn my house down

  • Next up we have g for GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

  • Ok next alt account I make is going to be named fly fucker

  • Idk the spiders looking are looking mighty fine

  • I'd say English is broken but that implies it was working at some point

  • As a man who is constantly working short films and comics to make yea a lot of the internal jokes in my head are pretty long winded to explain because now I'm going to have to explain the entire lore of the in species and explain what a cancer former is to explain why it's funny for someone to use a cancer former on a thein to give it pink skin so yea do you have 2 days straight to listen to me ramble on explaining this incredibly random joke that just popped into my head

  • How they made the buttons so recessed that you need to move your head directly under them to see what button is what. Why it's a Cadillac ATS this car is the physical incarnation of mildly infuriating and I have no idea why my dad loves it so much when both me and my mom find everything about that car mildly infuriating I guess they just found another way to make the car mildly infuriating

  • I suppose it could be like antique cars in my home state where just about everyone has a antique car and is still a status symbol but at least with a car that you have to constantly work on it yourself it's kinda a hey look at what I've made sort of status symbol maybe Norwegians are hot rodding Teslas?

  • You might want to be a bit quiet about that they might find out they accidentally made a good car with consumer friendly updates

  • Granted not a software update but my dad's Cadillac got recalled once and all they did was make the ceiling buttons harder to read that was the one time he ever obayed a recall

  • Learning that Im finding the idea of a sort of secret narrator to be quite a intriguing idea

  • Considering my mum is into bdsm I can see how r2 is scared of her

  • Ok new conspiracy theory r2 is the true main character of star wars

  • But he can scream

  • Considering how little r2s memory is wiped it's a miracle his hard drive has never filled up