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  • I'd imagine animal rights activists would be pretty against the use of gorillas to make different devices solar capabilities

  • Surprised irland isn't yellow arint they known for liking potatoes

  • You'd be surprised by how many blokes are afraid of the adorable little balls of feathers that are always running away from them

  • It's actually for that reason why my family liked to joke about how the chicken were better at pest control than our cats especially every time we found a dead mouse in the coop or a cat getting bored of a mouse. Honestly the only reason my family keeped the cats we had was because people kept abandoning cats at my grandparents barn and we just find the poor little guys cute

  • That theory goes out the window when you have a city sliker meet a farm animal in person. One of my favorite childhood pass times was seeing city blokes cower in fear of petting a chicken or goat especially when that same person has pictures of chickens in their home because they are cute

  • If someone can successfully train racoons to do their job I'd probably give them a raise and some deodorant

  • No this is how Peter Parker got a wife

  • Only one of my cats wedged their lives into my life meanwhile all the cats my grandfather were dropped into his lap from people assuming his barn was abandoned and unintentionally gave him their unwanted pets

  • Well women are known for liking rich guys and well he's literally made of gold

  • I find it pretty funny how for me the post above yours is a guy who has his journal be a incepted document on his Linux PC locked behind a password he hasn't used on anywhere else then there's you who makes his journal entries be public posts on a popular Lemmy community I see there are two types of journaling folks

  • You see op is a anime character and if you know anything about anime anatomy the genitals are naturally sensored making the sensorship itself graphic and nsfw

  • Plot twist the food is actually talking but she's still tripping so hard she doesn't realize the cheeses weren't taking

  • A lOt oF pEoPlE tHiNk I mOkE tHeM bUt LiTtLe Do ThEy KNoW tHiS iS jUsT hOw I tAlK

  • Imagine being so pathetic that not only does the predator spare you he also gives you pain killers and leaves you alone

  • Man ever since Jerry visited the shooting range he's been a real dick in the head

  • Incomprehensible horrifying entity's really don't have a place in this society we really need to help these incomprehensible horrors become incomprehensible productfill entity's

  • Funny yes but he works for the same company that sued a dead kid for having a spider man grave stone

  • Idk snokes skin is literally cracking so I'd say both bad but even

  • Sets beer down. Now get back to me when you need a engineer to find out how many guns it takes to unclog a drain