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craftyindividual
craftyindividual @ craftyindividual @lemm.ee
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I hate it when you get 4 bad wheels

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  • Wow that's new to me. He sort of looks like Nux from Mad Max fury road , gold edition.

    • Well then.

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  • Well what? Well wishers? All's well that ends well? George Orwell?

    • Bad word art memes are my new favourite thing

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  • Kirby your enthusiasm, for life.

    • Who wore it better?

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  • Sarah Clarke, married to costar Xander Berkeley.

    • my bad bro!

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  • Damn. Hope it was quick and painless :( Mine got cancer.

    • get fix and chill

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    • Whoops

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  • Always keep a gun next to your bed, that way you can reach to answer a phonecall and accidentally shoot your neighbours through the wall.

    • I don't think shitposting has ever bean any simpler.

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  • In Heinz sight, you are truly adding to the (47) varietys of this meme.

    • What's a good way to break the ice with your doctor right before a colonoscopy?

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  • Ouch. I did the whole thing without anaesthetic, but didn't want to. I can't stand needles but thought I would have gas+air for the upper endoscopy! (only gave me gas for the Colonoscopy, but it felt nice to get high after being choked with the snake torch).

    But holy shit it was terrifying, never doing that again.

    • What's a good way to break the ice with your doctor right before a colonoscopy?

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  • Hehe, it's hairpin bends that feel a bit weird.

    • What's a good way to break the ice with your doctor right before a colonoscopy?

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  • Colonoscopy is easy, it's endoscopy that felt like near dear experience (I didn't take the sedative= fail). Worth it though. Also the Dr's and techs were far to busy talking about the next hairpin bend like they were rally driving. The satnav on the screen shows how far the scope has gone, I shit you not it really looks like the old Nokia snake gane. And when you have nitrous gas it all becomes very funny.

    • What's a good way to break the ice with your doctor right before a colonoscopy?

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  • The benefit of accidental lobotomy is that the patient won't remember.

    • What's a good way to break the ice with your doctor right before a colonoscopy?

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  • Heck, it was basically all water by that point, 24 hours of laxatives will do that ;)

    • Windows has a lot of bloatware dependencies

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  • Edgecore sounds like a really exciting but actually bland genre of music.

    • Oh no.

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  • Ah, with the bees and the hook? ;)

    • Oh no.

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  • Man that bartender is an idiot - all he needs is tomato juice, vodka, celery, salt, pepper, and Worcester sauce :(

    • We all scream.

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  • In space, nobody can hear ice cream.

    • What country is this person from?

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  • Yes absolutely true, I'm just quoting the episode on question. I think it's a joke that Ned says that and then pulls out the rocket launcher and blasts the deer.

    • Firefox gang raise

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  • It's a growng trnd f ovrsmplfctn.

    • What country is this person from?

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  • Czech yourself before you wreck yourself.