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cordlesslamp @ cordlesslamp @lemmy.today
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Add this to your next human's repertoire

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  • Dude, what's even your job? How did you make a living for 106 years just sitting around?

    • Valve's newly announced Deadlock hits peak of near-90K players

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  • Other studios: hyping a game 3 years away from release date (which will definitely be delays for another 2 years with half the content cut).

    Valve: barely make an "announcement" of a game in "early development", which already fully functional, near complete, with 90K peak players/beta testers.

    • 'Don’t report that I was desperate!' Trump ridiculed for early morning Fox News rant

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  • Is that a real quote?

    • Malk?

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  • There's this thing called "fortified breast milk" for infant babies, where you mix breast milk with fortifiers ( could be formulas, aka powdered milk) to increase the calories count or other nutrition.

    (Disclaimer: DO NOT do this unless under strict instructions from your pediatrician)

    • Big Pharma claims lower prices will mean giving up miracle medications. Ignore them.

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  • shush! ^the ^peasants ^don't ^need ^to ^know ^that!

    • iPhones in the EU get ability to set more default apps, delete more built-in ones

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  • I wonder what counted as "an EU iPhone"?

    The serial number? GPS location of the phone? IP address?

    How could one outside of EU region to have an "EU iphone"?

    • It's time to spice up the sport a little

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  • Calm down, Satan.

    • Elon Musk wants to implant millions of people with Neuralink brain chips

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  • -my wife when I pitched the idea of get some toys for sexy time-

    • Peloton announces $95 “used equipment activation fee”

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  • Company: we're limping, how can we recover and pick up the pace?

    CEO: How about we shot ourselves on the foot?

    Company: die

    CEO: Why would customer do this to us?

    • No one’s ready for this: Our basic assumptions about photos capturing reality are about to go up in smoke.

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  • Not as easy and accessible as now.

    Before, I don't even know how to erase a pimple on my selfies. Now I can easily generate picture of a photorealistic cat girl riding a bike naked on Time square that could fool any elders in my neighborhood.

    • What's a phrase you hear a lot, but disagree with?

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  • "Boys will be boys"

    How about you teach your kid how to behave and respect others so they don't grow up to be an entitled asshole.

    • What's the most petty/pointless/pedantic hill you're willing to die on?

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  • The reverse toilet paper thing is useful when you have pet that's like to mess with it.

    But either way is ok for me, I guess.

    I mean, I couldn't care fewer about it.

    • Reddit Undeleted all my posts and comments

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  • Damn, I wish I thought of this before. Instead I tried so hard to be nice and helpful 😔

    • A unique aquaponics system to produce more fish and vegetables with less energy

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  • Alternative headline: Scientists discovered nature!

    • What's one brand whose products you can always trust?

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  • Same for me. Shutdown the PC at night and went to bed, next morning it won't turn on anymore.

    • What's one brand whose products you can always trust?

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  • Mazda for cars (pretty much anything after 2013)

    • What's one brand whose products you can always trust?

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  • Fuckin ASRock, my childhoods nightmares.

    Best friend and I got 2 ASRock boards in highschool, both failed for no reason within 10 months and then months of sending it back and forth multiple times for repair.

    Never buying anything ASRock since.

    • Not Permitted

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  • Ouchy, harder daddy UwU 👉👈

    • Looks like it was a ... boobie trap

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  • A wise man once said "there's no chick with dick, only guy with boobs".

    • Can anyone suggest some good co-op games for two people?

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  • Cat quest 2 if you like cat puns and something casual. (Cat quest 1 is single player and doesn't (really) connect to the storyline of the sequel)