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Today's date is Dozen/Half Dozen/Two Dozen

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  • GOD DAMNIT! For the first time, the stupid American date format is more interesting.

    6/12/24

    • Art is in the AI of the beholder

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  • Honestly, I'm surprise non of them are guessed as "colon" or "colonoscopy".

    That's my initial thoughts at the first glance before reading any text.

    • Well-Known Anti-Gay “Conversion” Therapist Comes Out As Gay

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  • You're not wrong.

    • Neutrinos: The inscrutable “ghost particles” driving scientists crazy

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  • Scientist: Made up a particle.

    Also scientist: Can't find that made up particle.

    (This is not related to the post, it's just something that pops up in my mind that I think is funny).

    • Killer sporting Nazi face tattoos is found guilty of brutal strangling of two Florida women hours apart

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  • Hey! You leave my PC out of this.

    • Well-Known Anti-Gay “Conversion” Therapist Comes Out As Gay

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  • Umm ACKCHYUALLY....

    the Nile river covers 11 countries: Burundi, Tanzania, Rwanda, Kenya, Uganda, Republic of Sudan, Ethiopia, South Sudan, the Democratic Republic of Congo, Eritrea, and Egypt.

    • Well-Known Anti-Gay “Conversion” Therapist Comes Out As Gay

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  • You're making a lot of sense. I've never thought about it that way.

    • Art is in the AI of the beholder

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  • At least they got #3 and #9 kinda right, #3 and #4 somewhat right.

    • Why don't we use a base-12 number system?

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  • You forgot the toes.

    And for our male comrades, there's one extra ;)

    • If you didn't have to work, how would you spend your time?

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  • 10 hours/day on YT and Netflix

    Depressed

    Existential dread

    Anxiety

    Eat

    Sleep

    (In no particular order).

    • Ikea’s CEO has solved the Swedish retailer’s global ‘unhappy worker’ crisis by raising salaries, introducing flexible working and subsidizing childcare

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    • This qualifies as a Sandwich

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  • No it's not.

    • This qualifies as a Sandwich

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  • I think that's BUTTER.

    • 10 years later

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    • Samyang: Denmark recalls Korean ramen for being too spicy

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  • Yeah, no cord. Just a huge battery attached.

    • Samyang: Denmark recalls Korean ramen for being too spicy

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  • Saw a guy on YT eating hot wings with some sauce that's rated like a million scoville, then the dude wipe his tear with his hands.

    Poor dude, but the endorphins must have felt great.

    • Samyang: Denmark recalls Korean ramen for being too spicy

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  • me, looking down at my pants Ohhhhh, so that's why I've never felt the need to do any of that, I eat my noodles normally and I drive a subcompact, if you know what I mean. ;)

    • Samyang: Denmark recalls Korean ramen for being too spicy

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  • Never understand the appealing of extremely spicy foods. You can barely taste any flavor behind the hotness, you're torturing yourself and causing literal harms to your intestines and guts microbes for a pack of fuckin instant noodles.

    • Respect your local wildlife

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  • Let me ask you this, do you run all the time? You can do that and It's faster, but why'd you choose to walk slowly most of the time?

    If human can fly, I doubt we would do that all the time as it's way more energy intensive and less durable.

    I think those owls are up to something.

    • Why data is being stored in glass and holograms

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  • Forget the lottery numbers, I wanna know when I'll get laid.