Hey not to worry you'll get a voucher for a private christian school, so they can further force their ideology down your throat all while funneling tax dollars back to the church.
I wish men wearing speedos weren't considered gay, I know how unpopular this idea is but try swimming in them just once and you'll hate going back to those clumsy board shorts.
Just round it out to an even 38 luxry vacations and we'll call it a day.