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chumbalumber @ chumbalumber @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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  • Impale a communion wafer on each spike and pass him round

    • "Count backwards from 78... Why are you kicking the dirt?"

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  • "... and after that, somehow I was transformed back into a human. And that, officer, is why I have 50cc of horse tranquilliser in my bloodstream."

    • raven rule

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    • based history rule

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    • Rule this

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  • "we saw you from across the bar and loved your vibe"

    • Fish and Chips in Isle of Skye

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  • No-one has said ketchup, which is clearly the condiment of choice (with tartar sauce a close-ish second)

    • Water rule

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  • Ceci n'est pas une verre

    • rule

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  • Robert_Downey_Jr_Stuff.jpg

    There are horny people in this 196 hornypost

    • Rap battle rule

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  • It's giving big Tumblr energy

    • Tumblr's Little Stories Part 2

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  • No dad is going to hide under two 18 year old couple's bed. He does not wish to be under there before, during, or after they do the horizontal tango, and even worse he does not want to be found HIDING UNDER HIS CHILD'S BED AFTER THEY DO SAID HORIZONTAL TANGO! How anyone could ever believe that story is beyond me.

    Also, while it may well have happened, the photographing of some girl's arse in PE is at best weak banter, and at worst creepy and bullying behaviour. It raises hackles.

    • Seems about right

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  • While sure it's a funny joke, it also kind of misses the point of the original analogy. The monkeys are intended to be stand ins for entirely random inputs, which Shakespeare, and the human species as a whole, is not.

    • Big brain

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  • Electric kettles. You can get ones with capacity of over a gallon if you really need that.

    • Do you have any "quirks" when you're drunk?

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  • Glad it's not just me that becomes mega camp. For some reason I go full Joe Lycett in voice and mannerisms.

    • ally rule

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  • They hate to see a girlboss killing 😔

    • facebook knows rule

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  • Facebook suggested this for me:

    Which given I never use Facebook, says more about the average user than it does about me. Could be the vintage clothes page I followed?

    Image description: Facebook notification suggesting a group named 'single divorced women girls looking for relatio... (new line) based on pages that you've interacted with, you ...'

    • Elephant bird rule

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  • Need more of a flared base than that, otherwise it's a trip to A&E for you.

    • Safety rule

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  • Yeah, but this is clearly under the jurisdiction of OSH-Nya

    • What are you using? Notepad?

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  • *Got it; more semicolon memes for you!

    • Critics have described it as "blaring" and "please stop"

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  • Eyyyy always nice to be able to share -- it's a genre I really like, but just isn't widely popular.

    • Critics have described it as "blaring" and "please stop"

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  • I prefer the Sidh live -- I feel like they have more energy. Would thoroughly recommend Peatbog Faeries if you like that genre.

    Other similar bands: Monster Ceilidh Band (prefer their studio stuff -- Venus is a good track to gauge if you'll like it), Elephant sessions, Niteworks.