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childOfMagenta @ childOfMagenta @lemm.ee
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The surprises found just moving a mattress

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  • Batteries maybe?

    • Arizona School’s Curriculum Will Be Taught by AI, No Teachers

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  • "This ensures that each student is consistently challenged".

    They will be challenged alright.

    • ruule

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  • I love them in Thailand.

    • Revolut, McDonald's, and Authy have banned the use of GrapheneOS.

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  • N26 maybe?

    • Trump's phone calls with foreign leaders raise alarms

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  • Of course, it was a perfect call.

    • What games have you put the most hours into?

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  • KSP

    • Microsoft Teams is dog shit

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  • WSL was my gateway drug to Linux. It's neat. Until it isn't.

    • Large Boeing Satellite Suddenly Explodes Into Pieces

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  • Geostationary orbit is waaaaay high.

    • Hope you like socialism

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  • DU

    • I hate how anything without "world" in its name is just about the US

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  • Agreed, reading this summoned the SpongeBob narrator in my mind.

    • PDFs

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  • With the chiptune music.

    • catharsis

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  • Terminator 2

    • M*crosoft's search engine is borderline unusable

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  • I'm a geek, always around computers, gaming, tinkering, etc.

    Once I moved for work, to Spain, didn't know the language. My laptop broke, like, when opening it, the plastic was fatigued and the screen just bent.

    I was broke, expensive training... Couldn't replace it before a few months.

    So I went to the bar of the inn I was starting at. And just, tried to pick up some words.

    Long story short, after a while I knew everyone in town, had many friends, and after work, laptop or not, I would go to the bar. I got fluent in Spanish too.

    Happiest time of my life. I don't think my mental health has ever been as good as back then.

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  • Flight Simulator... 2? 1988, MS-DOS

    • Biker gang

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    • CrowdStrike effectively bricked windows, Mac and Linux today.

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  • Clown Stripe*

    • elon is a lame poser

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  • Wanker, Texas Rager

    • Basic American etiquette

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  • In a spray can somewhere

    • I didn't know where else to ask rule

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  • Double edge safety razor. Edwin Jagger DE8x is a good choice as not aggressive (the x doesn't matter, it's the design of the handle). For the blades, I use feathers, but it doesn't really matter.

    No need to press. Just glide softly on the stretched soaped surface, in no specific direction, while lifting your dick with the other wrist and holding the balls with the other hand. For the shaft, don't go against the grain. You'll nick yourself (no big deal).

    Also I typically reserve the brand new blades for my face, maybe it helps.

    • Move over, Ford and Chevy: Kei trucks are pulling up as customers opt for smaller, cheaper vehicles

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  • For the hero image, that could possibly just be an attempt at a "fun" way of showing that they can carry a lot by mean of hyperbole.

    "Look at that tiny truck, it's bursting with boxes!"