This might be something PCem can do. LTT talked about it for emulating PC hardware (here) to install and play MS-DOS games accurately. I see someone in the PCem forum 10 years ago mentioning the recreation of FDIV bugs.
Hide an extra roll of toilet paper somewhere in the the bathroom, use for emergencies, tell no one. I smash one flat and put it up behind the false drawer covering the vanity sink.
I donate $20 every year, but I also donate again whenever this goof makes headlines going after Wikipedia. Feels good. Fuck you, cunt.