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  • and NeXT for the cubic computer itself

  • ah, but did you use Stage 1 Gentoo? huh? huh?

  • the correct greeting is “I use Nix BTW”, Arch is so yesterday

  • cellphones have been reversing the trend, we’ve gone back to phablet sized devices (but this time removing the smaller options)

  • means it’s easier to claim you didn’t see the kid you just ran over

  • 7-5 might be acceptable only if you get 2 hrs off (ex. 7-11, siesta, 1-5)

  • forget to pay your bill and Zuck will throw you to the wolves

  • find someone who smiles at you the way Melania smiles at anyone other than Trump …

    • “You get what you pay for!”
    • “Minimum effort for minimum wage.”
    • <surprised Pikachu>