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but I don’t have a PhD in Hegelian philosophy

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Eliza Effect

when workers go on strike, they call in the police, strikebreakers, National Guard, even bomb whole neighborhoods – but when a CEO takes a week off, no one even notices …

Hacker Purity Test from 1989

workplace refuses to provide antler-nets but requires them to be covered up …

unless you made a lace card

I’m all for being petty and reversing this – “journalist So-and-So reporting for The Times who claims to be male had this to say today”

if you don’t like Lisp, you can use Forth

• “Schneider is a known transphobe and anti-vaxxer”
• “a Canadian medical nonprofit”
• 🤨
• just how many red flags did they ignore?

from the party that has no problem sacrificing children …

“You no take candle negi!”

superheroes aren’t here to solve problems, they’re here to maintain the status quo

as much as they might (or might not) hate Trump, Republicans are still going to vote the party line

Red Dwarf, “Backwards” (skip to 2m27s)

… because that strategy’s never backfired on a regular basis for the Dems before …

that would be the British inventing Lunchables 40 years ago

• take round flat piece of dough and boil it
• place on plate
• spread layer of ketchup across dough
• sprinkle with shredded mozzarella
• serve cold