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there’s always the wish.com version – Eric Trump (with Don Jr. for Butthead)

(in the uncensored version, she also intentionally gets his name wrong)

“There are two types of people: those who back up and those who haven’t lost data … yet.”

we used to use X-rays to fit your shoes, so very probable

nothing says safety like a Sony rootkit

as he “accidentally” walks out of a 10th floor window …

no honor among grifters

I’m sure he has lots more candy in the back of his van

no worries, I do hate you for who you voted for

remember seeing bumper stickers: “Intel inside, don’t divide.”

Utilities Have Been Lying to Us About Gas Stoves Since the 1970s

aimed at beginners who confuse “hasn’t been updated for a year” with “hasn’t needed to be updated for a year”

once you have some experience under your belt, these are non-issues:

• deciding to “learn Linux” the hard way by starting with a specialized distro (Slackware, Gentoo, Alpine)
• switching to unstable or testing branches before you’re ready ’cause you want bleeding edge or “stable is too far behind”
• playing around with third-party repositories before understanding them (PPAs in Ubuntu, AUR in Arch)
• bypassing the package manager (especially installing with curl | sudo sh)
• changing apps for no other reason than “it hasn’t been updated for a year”

BSD community seems to like snac2

Shantanu Narayen’s still not giving you a free license

cell phone providers can, they just won’t (would eat into their profits)

and most of the home internet sold as “unlimited” was a scam – if you started to get too close to some hidden value, they would start throttling your connection

“Itty Bitty Baby Hands and the Skipping Dipshit”

the cherry on top: regardless of who’s at fault, the cyclist gets blamed

need to educate drivers

this is one of the big ones that shows up in our car-centric worldview – just sticking to motorized vehicles: truck drivers are expected to know truck rules, car rules, and motorcycle rules – motorcyclists are expected to know motorcycling rules, car rules, and truck rules – car drivers are expected to know car rules and that’s it

when the majority of our population doesn’t know about (and subsequently doesn’t care about) anything else sharing the road with them … car drivers that are just as aggressive towards motorcyclists as they are towards bicyclists, car drivers are completely oblivious to stopping distances and momentum of big rigs …

after a 14 hour plane ride, the existential threat of transporters seems a lot less important …