casmael @ casmael @lemm.ee

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You gotta read it as Churchill for the proper effect

“My dear fellow, having thoroughly and carefully read the missive above, I remain at once incredulous and scandalised regarding the weight and severity of not only the perilous issue at hand, but also, moreover, the brief and tender youth of those involved. I would like to make it known to the assembled, that this is a state of affairs I cannot long endure - and I would like, nay hope, to consider that all those in this room (sic) with me here, now, would join me in condemning such practices, utterly, and in the most damning and contemptuble fashion - to wit, the only gloss remaining uncharted is an utteration of the simplest kind, crass in its execution, that reminds me somewhat of a dear friend of mine who - in the latter days of nineteen ninety eight, a fine year, when involved in some damnable tussle at a considerable height, cast another gentleman from the parapet and himself plunged a scarcely believable sixteen feet through an announcers table”

It’s taking over the galaxy

Ahh yes yes of course silly me

Alright bud what in the fuck is that

Yeah don’t be mean to my boy the golden pheasant he’s cool

Related question: what do you guys think of the associated press?

This sounds a bit like declaring victory in the war on drugs after shutting down one (1) cocaine operation

Surprisingly high quality too - must have been stored in carbonite

Til dragonflies eat a diet of mosquitoes and dinosaurs 🫨

Matrix lookin pretty good rn - 1999, stable climate, free apartment, 90s gf (she loves u) etc

It’s a really good question, but I think the posing of it fundamentally overestimates the people involved. People like this lack a solid grasp of fundamental principles like time, family, love, good will, happiness, etc. As ever, the discussion turns to how far these folk are motivated by evil and how far they are weighed down by stupidity.

Maybe take a walk or have a nice hot bath 🛀

Real hoopy frood right here

Thanks but there’s a little too much jpeg here for my liking

A clue: don’t

This does not seem like a good idea to be honest

I know just enough about this to confirm that this statement is absolute horseshit

Running water is unironically the fucking bees knees imo