casmael @ casmael @lemm.ee

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suspect driving a ‘99 dodge cherokee with 400lb of peanuts on the back seat, suspected of changing key without a license

👮‍♂️ 🚨 👮 uhh I’m gonna need to see some identification and your license sir

I don’t know but key changes should be illegal imo. Pick a key and stick to it.

Nope close tho, the sphere was actually invented in 1603 by Jim Sphere in the Netherlands

Talking of going away, ted cruise is already en route to cancun as we speak

There is little time for such shenanigans

Actually the fire comes next iirc

………………good? …………….. good luck?

:c

Welp looks like they went ahead and did it. Happy Tuesday.

This is no laughing matter I am stuck and cannot get out D:

Help me stepshark, I’m trapped in this iceberg

Jumping spiders are so charismatic, at all ages

Relax I’ll call the plumber

I wonder which half

Ain’t nothin’ less conservative than a Conservative

Unless y’all’re like, you know, into that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Absolutely outstanding meme captain - must have been made by boromir himself, no way that idiot faramir could have made such a glorious meme isn’t that right captain

Traditional greeting

Yeah I quite like the ol’ Himalayan balsam to be honest - very popular with the bumble bees. Gets a bad rap in the uk because it’s supposedly ‘invasive’, but I take rather a dim view of that kind of talk to be sure.