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CashewNut 🏴󠁢󠁥󠁧󠁿 @ cashews_best_nut @lemmy.world
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  • I don't use the UK because that's the country I'm in. I use Sweden or Netherlands.

  • yellowish brown

    I don't have weak jaundice turds but solid mahogany turds with a deep earthy brown colour that require a reinforced toilet. That's a proper turd. Something to be proud of that you can show the family and your progeny can sing songs about.

    Whoever is producing these anemic turds needs to be culled for weakening our species.

  • What do you think of Henning Wehn? Do you think he's a good German comedy ambassador?

  • I believe German comedians have to complete a Bewerbungsformularfürakzeptablenhumor before every show and every audience member must complete a Formularzurhaftungsfreistellungfürhumor and hand in to the comedian before the show can begin at the precise time stated as detailed in the Regierungsgesetzüberhumor in Deutschsprachigenortenindeutschland

  • I don't get the joke.

  • Old like composting vegetables but nothing like it really. The smell is so distinctive I can only label it "old shit".

  • Exactly, you get it!! My diet hasn't changed either but occasionally there's some that just comes out different and you're right it's smaller and darker like cat shit almost.

  • I struggle to believe someone who's seen some shit hasn't seen 'old' shit. It doesn't happen often but when it does it's quite obvious. In terms of colour it's normally very dark brown, almost black with an almost 'stringy' texture but not literally stringy. It's not tapeworms. It just has that look of something that's been stretched out in your colon for months.

  • I don't need that, but thanks. Perhaps you'd like to engage with my question?

  • Anything to do with mashed potatos?

  • Does that mean Log Cabin Republicans are RiNOs? Or just idiots?