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Become a devout monarchist. I'm a republican Brit but I lean into monarchy to wind up Americans. Nothing the Yanks hate more than monarchy. "The American mind can't comprehend" monarchy.

Mount a picture of Charles on the wall then have any visitors bow before it. Any that refuse should be ejected from your home for lack of loyalty to the Canadian crown. 😉

OMG that Newfi accent is amazing and impossible - there's no way that's a language!! It's just noise! And the presenter is hilarious "aboot, abOOT ABOOT"!!! Apparently New Foundland almost became part of the USA only becoming part of Canada by 52/48 in a referendum (same as Brexit!). I was checking out videos of Newfi and the accents seem to swing between Newfi-Scots-French-Yank-Abooty. It's great!!

I don't think the guy I met said "aboot" so maybe he was from around the border on the Eastern coast (Ontario?)?

Jordan Peterson has a strong accent - I'm gonna guess he's from Alberta? He's got the "eeeh" and "aboot, eh" going on so he's probably Northern Alberta? How close am I? Am I getting better at placing Canadian accents?

I’m a friendly Canadian who’s approachable

I thought your whole 'thing' was that you're polite and friendly!? Surely you don't need to say "friendly" and "approachable"?

With regards to your reputation for politeness/friendliness - do you think that's compared to Americans? So for example you're at the same level of polite as Brits? Or do you think your friendliness/politeness goes above Brits even.

Obviously this is all stereotypes/generalisations. You're average inner-London (UK) chav with a zombie knife isn't that polite!

I’m assuming your British sorry

This may be ranty, so sorry in advance. But Scots are British. They're not English but they are British. Haha. :p

Canadians and Americans are very different.

I respectfully disagree...

1. You sound the same.
2. I asked who you guys would support in a war between UK and America - You seemed to support the US more.
3. Your humour is more American than British. Do you even banter?
4. You literally ride moose into battle.
5. You think it's acceptable to tickle beavers.
6. You love guns.

About the only thing that seems un-American is that fox Justin Trudeau and it seems you're planning to vote him out next election. How, why? Have you seen that face? He isn't a man! He's a god!

So Canadian == American.

You should explain this to your plants so they show the appropriate level of gratitude.

Tim Cook hates gay people!

I'm interested in a bridge. What's it like?

Is what your mum said when she saw your face for the first time.

Wii was the last console I got of there's. I'll only ever use emulated ROMs from now on. I'm happy to wait for emulators.

Boeing should just give up. Yuropoors are way better at metal bird building.

I could murder some fucking chocolate right now.

I don't believe you.

Ugh. Are you British? U got a loicense to be on this late guv?

That's silly and I'm a long time Linux user.

It's always fuckin' Ruben breaking shit.

P.S. I want a free license and a BJ. 👍

Any excuse to take the piss out of the Yanks is fine by me.

Xitter. Pronounced shitter.

He's an antisemite and the school wing of Hamas.

They're blocking VPNs to stop people scraping the site to avoid API fees.