cantstopthesignal @ cantstopthesignal @sh.itjust.works

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2 yr. ago

Sir, I'm afraid Horny Tits 7 is not selling as well as Horny Tits 6

When you behave the way the people at the Nuremberg trials did, you deserve to be punished in the same way the people who were punished at the Nuremberg trials were.

It's reality TV for incels. Wow look at that unkempt guy in a filthy apartment who's good at video games. I'm not quite as bad as he is I guess I'll watch to make myself feel better about the sad life I live in butthole-town USA.

Didn't he have a roach electric itself by chewing through a cord and he just fucking left it there for months?

Uses a PID controller too.

Why do you need wifi? You turn a knob and fill it with pellets every couple hours.

The search function has never been the same since vista. I'm not doing a web search from the search bar. I am specifically searching for files on my computer. F-off. And now I'm constantly asked to save to some cloud I don't give a shit about.

Maybe it's time for a redemption arc.

I'm not taking electronics advice from someone who uses the term lappies.

Or a dirt tan from heavy industry and coal.

It's really good at something. The MBAs just haven't figured it out yet.

Can't read a book, but are experts on everything from medicine to macroeconomics.

They will only be replaced by richer landlords

The fact this company is still around makes me think someone with a lot of money is trying to promote the concept every so often just to see if the public might finally accept this ludicrous idea. A company being around for 15 years with 0 sales and just a concept means someone wants this to happen but thinks the only problem is that they haven't figured out the right pitch.

You wouldn't download a shit to give.

I love notepad for deleting all formatting so word doesn't take a massive shit when I paste things into it from other documents.

We will always have the same problem with computers doing what we tell them, but also not doing what we are not smart enough to tell them.

If the massage before yours is taking too long do you go in and finish them off?

Drink 2 Mountain Dews to unlock more searches.

Kagi isn't bad at not serving up crap, but it requires a subscription eventually.