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cally [he/they]
cally [he/they] @ callyral @pawb.social
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Luna

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  • Well technically Charon is bigger relative to its parent body but, y'know, Pluto isn't a planet...

    • Please use .config 😭

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  • Yes, but I never have to look at them

    • Merry non-AI Christmas, Linuxers

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  • Merry christams

    • Merry Christmas, Linux Community!

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  • There's something called a "stock image" and "editing tux onto the stock image"

    • Please use .config 😭

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  • Laughs in NixOS

    • Wanna play a game? (please don't call osha)

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  • Topologist: that is a plate

    • Need those unit conversions

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  • Are your amino-acids right-handed or left-handed? Ah! You not know what left, right or handed meaning? The translator is terrific.

    • rule

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    • KDE December Donations Graph

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  • Why is it a transparent image, it's hard to see specially in dark mode.

    • What is something that only exists because people are stupid?

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  • Science. If we weren't stupid we would already know everything and wouldn't have to study it.

    edit: that was a joke, sorry if I didn't make it clear.

    • Some people just defend the status quo.

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  • If they're not gonna run servers, then they should distribute and open source the server software so players can run their own servers.

    • where's my damn plume

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  • We'd end up making flying cars so we wouldn't have to fly ourselves...

    • Name something the Germans invented without googling

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  • ok, so uh i guess germany invented volkswagen

    • It looks so wrong

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  • ew

    • Name something the Germans invented without googling

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  • hamburger

    • Linux is now an RPG. What do you have? (totally not r/outside)

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  • Now the formatting is fixed

    • Linux is now an RPG. What do you have? (totally not r/outside)

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    • Food item: Nix Flakes (rare)
      • +10 health per flake
      • Contains a large amount of packages when combined with Nixpkgs (uncommon)
      • Reproducible: farm it yourself!
      • Each flake takes between 5 seconds and 2 hours to compile and take effect
      • Requires good internet connection
      • Significantly slows down NixOS dotfile spells.
    • Weapon: Neovim Lua Gun (uncommon)
      • +144 damage
      • Rewrite config files
      • Can only activate weapon once. Afterwards, you're stuck using it forever.
      • Requires XP level 1337 to be used efficiently
    • Weapon: NixOS USB (uncommon)
      • Makes computer unusable for any sane person
      • Reproducible: install any system you want and then replace it with another one for fun
      • Most people in Linuxia are not sane so this weapon is rarely effective
    • Spell: NixOS dotfiles (rare)
      • rm -rf ./.git: self-destruct: deals +infinity damage to the user, +169 damage to nearby enemies.
      • cat flake.nix: Ejects what is effectively a zip bomb. Cannot be used twice against the same enemy. Deals +196 damage to nearby enemies.
      • nixos-rebuild ...: Refreshes stamina, +5 health to the user. If used incorrectly, will cause a random negative effect, but never fatal. Requires waiting for 15 seconds, unless Nix Flakes were recently used, then it requires at least 2 hours of waiting.
    • Armor: SDDM (common)
      • +40 charisma
      • +20 defense
      • +10 health
      • Buggy sometimes
    • Accessory: Waybar Crown (uncommon)
      • +120 charisma
      • +5 health
      • People will ask you for your dotfiles

    Edit: fixed formatting

    Edit 2: slightly cooler names and abilities

    • Cetaceans

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  • Also (a picture of) a cetacean is literally needed.

    • Waffle rule

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    • Tell one thing that you miss after switching from another OS to Linux.

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  • roblox (i miss it only a bit)