Getting decent housing that isn't in an HOA in some regions is a privilege a lot of people don't have. At least they were still able to attain some homeownership.
I used to work in a place with people who's title was Program Analyst. And in all the HR/IT systems they were always shown as PROG ANAL next to their name and photo.
Didn't realize this was strictly about the US. Also left and right are relative directions. Something being left of something else. You can endlessly compare apples and oranges if you want, but I don't see the point.
Off the top of my head, a fav dark one might be their serious quoting the Bible to me about how any child that isn't respectful or submissive should be killed.
Some fucked interpretation of Deuteronomy about stoning a child in public or something.
Except for you right? You're the one person who hasn't done any of these things.