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Unlike their benevolent opponents

Followed by a "menacing commentary on the weather"

The right wing viciously hates America despite their rhetoric to the contrary.

You cannot hate your fellow countrymen and seek actively disenfranchise them by dismantling the rule of law and the right to vote while at the same time purporting to champion "American Values".

MAGA are not patriotic Americans anymore than Mussolini supporters were "patriotic Italians". Just a grab bag of classless opportunistic assholes with a vision that extends no further than the tip of their dick.

I wonder if the Mossad deliberately bought old decade+ out-of-production stock to insulate the manufacturer from blowback? Like if they chose a walkie-talkie currently sold by Motorola then it would basically kill that production line and hurt the company by association. People would avoid all Motorola devices in case there were Mossad explosives inside.

Also maybe they had these devices built and ready to go years ago and had this James Bond shit sitting on the shelf waiting to be put into circulation? This is a one-time attack vector. They won't be able to do this again so they wanted to make it count.

Fuhgeddabodit

"I was victimized by the patriarchy, so I got a haircut"

Everything has to be a buzzfeed headline... Nobody "just does stuff" anymore. All of life's banal moments need to be presented as either a reaction or a challenge to really sell them. How else are you going to get online randos invested in your new haircut?

Damn you Bill Gates!!

[shakes fist at sky?]

Them internal organs be poppin'

That's why all human creative works done online need to be bean related. To fuck up the data stream and make it unintelligible for AIs and marketing algorithms.

"So sorry for cutting up your beloveds corpse meat. We should have allowed it to become putrid inside it's corpse box suitably buried the requisite distance from the sky."

-Mgmt

boss man: "Okay team 😀 good to see you all here. Now unfortunately we need to go over some stuff 😕 again and it's not 🚫 good. Remember how before we talked about how planes aren't supposed to be touching each other...?"

Big Clam has been suppressing synthetic clam juice research for years

Sometimes I drive to a second McDonald's late at night because I don't want to experience the shame of going through the same drive-thru twice.

At some point in this maelstrom a trans-trad wife movement that is really into enforcement of gender norms will arrive and make all sides equally uncomfortable.

Eating disorders are a good example of how online spaces can spread mental illness like a virus. Individuals with ED's often have this insatiable urge to post ED propaganda online, much like rabies makes it's victims have the urge to bite people. It is how the virus perpetuates itself.

Sometimes ED will arrive organically in an individual without digital exposure to it, but some people only acquire it because they literally fell down an online rabbit hole. Very similar to MAGA in terms of being a digital mind-virus

Attainment of wisdom is both the cause of and cure for depression.

Elon loves Hitler-stans. He cannot love Hitler directly so he chose a Hitler-stan in order to enjoy Hitler by proxy.

Turklander?

Sir, I can assure you my oats are secure.