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I think owning lots of decorative spoons is some old lady flex that we cannot comprehend

He's got a wet paper towel for a backbone. He's just try-hard "choose me" man-Stacey

His $100m Spotify payday didn't reduce his natural instinct to whore himself shamelessly because it's not about the money, it's about endless submission and being a spineless lil bitch

Marrying the first person you ever fuck and breeding uncontrollably only to become deeply miserable and unfulfilled in your locked down life is very human and not at all a good idea. Every success story of first love is a random aberration that fuels the myth that this should be the status quo.

Most people are a lot sluttier than that

Kid Rock makes donut holes by fucking them

It looks like a picture of somebody during a group dinner that they weren't ready for except it's actually a posed portrait

"Those people are all working against us, sir."

"So who do we got?"

"Cynical self-interested assholes and weirdos who sniff bike seats."

At this point Trump is the establishment choice for dyed in the wool assholes of whom there are many.

Nationalize Boeing now

Let's take a grainy photo of your oil painting and then filter it

I'm not a couch fucking guy but if I was that would be the type of couch that I would fuck. It's just so plush...

When I was a kid my dad would take his morning shit while the door was open and it stank up the hallway not to mention the visual image of it all prior to breakfast. So one day I closed the door from outside and he yelled at me full volume that he wanted the door open so I had to go back and reluctantly open it.

That's peak masculinity

Op washed his balls with that spaghetti

I'm on my local strata council and from the earliest meetings discovered my nemesis who is there for exactly the opposite purpose of me. I want a permissive atmosphere that doesn't look for trouble and only responds to actual problems instead of nitpicking to create unnecessary trouble.

My nemesis, on the other hand, is somebody who I believe can only get an erection by covertly causing another human being frustration and torment. By getting myself on council he cannot get rid of me nor can he use his power to abuse me. I have a small but dedicated power base that hates this guy and they all give me their proxy votes at the AGM specifically because I am supposed to sit on him and keep him down as much as possible. If I ever move than someone else will need to take over the job of sitting on him so he doesn't think he has power.

Is that me?

I've started a Kagi subscription for my new search engine. Basically $6 USD per month but because it's a user-pay model they have a really good privacy policy and don't sell/analyze your data.

It's currently better than Google (which I still use search in the maps for reviews)

That would have been sufficient to notice this update's borked

I just keep feeding them mustard

Like those ass massaging power chairs.

I have a monochrome brother laser/fax that is old af. I don't mess with color because like you said if I want photos printed I'm going to get the big-boy printer at the store to do it.