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What have you done recently to lovingly annoy your spouse/significant other? For example, this morning I brought my wife her toast singing the first line from "Baby One More Time" in Brittany voice...

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  • oh baby baby

    • How would you feel if Beehaw left the Fediverse?

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  • ¯(ツ)/¯

    • Just before death you are granted one truthful, understandable answer to one question. What would you want to know?

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  • is p != np

    • Google “search”

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  • duckduckgo has been fine for me

    • Not such a conspiracy theory now

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  • mm cool can't wait to have brain surgery every 2 years when new version comes out

    • Lemmy's active users are up again for the first time since the exodus

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  • oh lawd they comin

    • Linus does not fuck around

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  • MAURO YOU SUCK!!!!

    • Man dies on way home from Panera after having three “charged” lemonades

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  • dont let your dreams be dreams

    • Don't be a no-poster

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  • FART

    i'm helping!!!

    • Jon Stewart’s Apple TV Plus show ends, reportedly over coverage of AI and China

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  • i would totally help crowdfund a jon stewart show

    • Spotify re-invented the radio

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  • fuk spotify i dont need my music streamed over the internet mp3s forever

    • On culinary crimes

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  • raisins wtf

    • What would be the best spyware free smart watch?

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  • throwing it away in 3 years is the best feature

    • What would be the best spyware free smart watch?

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    • Plane goes brrrr

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  • boohoo i'm being forced to use a plastic straw after polluting too much

    its not my fault its the billionaires who got rich off the industries i support

    • Plane goes brrrr

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  • change the first line to 'happily using a non-plastic straw to help the environment' then this meme will improve 1000x

    • Music too

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  • im still using mine in my car from 2001

    • WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

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  • die all you bastards!!!

    • Tinder Now Letting Rizzless Sad Sacks Pay $500/Month to Message People Without Even Matching

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  • aww hell ya!!!

    • India has officially labeled Canada an international terrorist sanctuary — “a safe haven for terrorists, for extremists, and for organized crime,” in the words of the Ministry of External Affairs spok

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  • but it contains potassium-benzoate