This sounds horrible, like an interview but multiple back to back and lasting for hours. No thanks, I'd rather be thrown back into the hell of online swiping.
I guess I'd be less skeptical if they didn't already have access to so much more data than any one distro would give them, even if it was running all the fucking servers you mentioned. You even pointed out that they have SELinux so why would they need to make any distros?
Well a lot of people see "4k" TVs without realizing they are actually 1080p with upscaling, so you think you're getting 4k but in reality you have dogshit
Idk, it just looks weird, maybe since its a render, but unless this controller is very small it does not look comfy. The steamdeck controls seems fine, due to how you're forced to grip it, although I've never tried it.
So we need to destroy the means of production, got it. Down with anything built after 1825, we living like its 1799!