brown567 @ brown567 @sh.itjust.works

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Crazy how quickly things get out of hand when you've got tiny baby hands

No, an increase in cell size would increase page count multiplicatively. Cells twice as tall would print the same amount as printing twice

Trick is to finish the job before it starts didn't-ing

Depends, are the passengers permitted to bring assault-style rifles with high-capacity magazines?

Okay, how about I call the parents of the students, who might do something to help provided the police aren't already there to prevent them from doing so

Granted, this is one situation where the police got the guy, but once on the scene they also waited about an hour for things to die down (pun intended) before entering

"It's certainly a nice looking piece of jewelry"

He was actually a veteran with significant injuries, so he's already been through the grinder

Took me a minute XD

I'd call the shooter, as they're statistically more likely to stop themselves than the police

First I thought this was an accusation XD

It's not just me!

I've found that "you're embarrassing yourself" usually produces results with a large magnitude and a highly variable direction

I'm really fat, so as long as I have water, electrolytes, and a multivitamin I could probably go for several months without food before really bad stuff started happening

As it stands, a day or two barely registers

My favorite theory is that Officer Jenny and Nurse Joy are actually species of Pokemon

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Dang, I should probably get more of #4

It seems there was a stall in the women's restroom, but not the men's

So it's the almonds getting milked 🕵️

The almonds

Thank you for your service

I was in IT for a couple years in college. Never again XD