brown567 @ brown567 @sh.itjust.works

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Well you see, they are not in violation here because the "excessive loss of civilian life" isn't incidental, it's the main objective /s

Guys, this Animal Farm sequel sucks ass

I suppose writing a strongly-worded letter could work so long as it's written on their skin with a knife...?

Love the blip at 7942 XD

People really just picked the model # of their bank's VOIP phone

4-dimensional bees make rhombic dodecahedrons

Forgor glasses

I snore XD

Rapidly dig a small hole in the ground and resolve to place a donkey in it. This is now my "ass hole"

Then run away as fast as possible to survive the impending insect plague

Al Green and Katie Porter are another two that seem alright

I feed these bugs tasty stuff that makes them grow big and strong and how do they thank me!? They break the machines that make them the stuff.

So what if I burned their forests to the ground, built autoturrets right outside their homes, ran them over with tanks and rained hellfire down on them just to test my fancy new artillery?

They're the real monsters here

To be fair, if my kill count was at 69420, I'd need a REALLY good reason to kill one more

If I were at 69419, he'd be dead without a second thought

Guess that means all Americans are egotistic psychopaths.

True fact! (Joking, you make a good point)

CACO, I guess XD

Buying stuff from the US isn't affected by US tariffs!?

Tariffs would be when you sell things to the US, and even then you're not the one paying them, it's just the US government charging its citizens extra to buy things

I know it's tough to wrap one's head around an idea so fervently championed yet obviously self-defeating XD

I'm telling ya! ICE is running out of money, and tariffs are collected by the DHS instead of the IRS. I'm betting tariffs are going under the table to fund it

Yeah, that actually might work

Of course, Elon would have to be rid of his Tesla shares also

You think a rectified transformer is a magic circle? Get a load of the Smith Chart

Dunno, wasn't born yet 🤷

There is precedent for a car brand started by a Nazi successfully shaking that image eventually