brown567 @ brown567 @sh.itjust.works

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It's like what I say to bother botanists:

If half of the fruits with "berry" in their name don't fit your definition of berry, you need a new definition

Garand and sonar? I guess Canadians are masters of ping

I don't think trucks have those

To be fair, all trucks probably come with many nuts (and bolts) by default, so what's 2 more?

Nah, they love GAS

Doin well so far! Only a little over a week left!

What if it's quiet piano music so my infant won't cry? (he is scared of buses)

Meant to send this to my wife, then accidentally sent it to my whole family group chat

So curse you XD

I'll have you know that there are several states that no longer practice slavery, thank you very much! XD

Remember, take extra care not to forget capitalization and formatting, spelling Jell-O™ as jello, for instance, greatly increases the risk of genericization

Memes and genes!

Three and four hundred fifteen quintillion five hundred ninety two quadrillion six hundred fifty three trillion five hundred eighty nine billion seven hundred ninety three million two hundred thirty eight thousand four hundred sixty three sextillionths

Is less than ten

Hubris

A friend! =D

I can add an unfortunate example in the opposite direction: I've been having trouble getting my prescription filled so I haven't had my meds for more than a month

My handwriting has deteriorated observably (my phone is actually having trouble recognizing my swipe-typing gestures, too) and my living space is in shambles. Fuck the DEA.

Spiders are the bugs I have a problem with XD

(Preemptive) Stow your prescriptivist semantics, pendants! Spiders are bugs because I say so

I'm a sucker for fruity pebbles (I actually prefer the malt-o-meal bag version)

Breakfast cereal

My wife and I both agree that it's a dessert, not a food XD

If buying isn't owning, piracy isn't stealing!