This is a perfectly rational response to being called Grandpa. Especially if you're a grandpa who likes Java.
Youtube has started to artificially slow down video load times if you use Firefox. Spoofing Chrome magically makes this problem go away.
'No-Quit' Notice In McDonald's Forbidding Employees From Quitting Sparks Angry Debate About 'At Will' Employment
You want two week's notice? Here's your two week's notice: In two weeks you'll notice I haven't been here for two weeks.
Nothing in the constitution that says we can't have a dictator.