bradorsomething @ bradorsomething @ttrpg.network

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Quiet quitting by blue states.

Closed 2 Weeks for Renovations.

If you enjoyed cocaine bear, you’ll love meth panda, coming this fall.

Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat?

Wouldn’t you say my collection’s complete?

Wouldn’t you say I’m the girl, the girl who has everything?

I’ve got russian subs and helicopters. Bridges parts and train cars a plenty.

Russian surface ship? Over twenty.

But who cares? No big deal. I want mooooore.

I want to go where the yankees are

See them take fire and start dodging, juking

Losing their planes to those… what do you call them?

Oh yeah…. Anser Alwah Houthis.

Ever since the ocean was invented, naval combat vessels have focused on staying above the water. While some may claim this excludes submarines, this in fact accounts for the fact a submarine is not a naval combat vessel, it is a torpedo-storage container full of gay men.

However, recent trends in russian naval tactics have seen their black sea fleet deploying under the ocean, using its depths to hide like the fragile and majestic octopus. Deep ocean ship deployments have been increasing over the parts few years, and offer a benefit of excellent cover, stable positioning, and - bonus - resupply needs greatly reduce as well.

Naval aviators tend to hate the ocean, because it is not the air, but as navies redeploy their fleets underwater (there are rumors india and pakistan may soon experiment with this technology), the only answer is deploy air assets to watch them.

All of them are publicity stunted.

https://theonion.com/u-s-ambassador-to-bulungi-suspected-of-making-country-1819564610/

So are they going after the assembly line workers, or the design engineers first?

The ones dumb enough to be doing that are republicans, it takes a lot to anger a patient person. But woe if you do.

VEEP

Seriously. “Today the secretary of defense with a drinking problem reveals military secrets to a reporter due to a texting error.”

At least offer free healthcare and child birth, that’s $30,000 out of pocket if you’re middle class.

Governors should sign executive orders firing all ICE employees in their states.

The Chinese market has been huge for Hollywood, a reciprocal tariff would really change the budget math.

If people keep using cars as weapons, soon we’ll have to treat them like guns, and not regulate them in any meaningful way.

Awww, this makes me so happy I’m a patron for this guy.

Chip in if you can help the artist, y’all.

Placebos in red states sounds the most ethical choice here.

Did you know MS has the Mississippi Emergency Management Agency? I’ve always found it adorable that if you get swept away they’ll send MEMA after you.

Less wind and much more soaking.

In a country full of guns, learn to appreciate laws.

America worst.