I learnt how to ride a bike at age 30 because I was going on an island holiday that had a bike tour and it was the best way of getting around. My ignorance was going to get in the way of me experiencing something so I finally decided to remedy the problem.
Bought a cheap bike ($100AUD) off local classifieds and learned in a month. My partner helped me and it wasn't too bad. A few falls that mostly bruised my pride, but finally being able to do it was pretty important.
Bikes will be key in the apocalypse, so it's worth your while learning.
'so weird, my permissions were fine before and now they're gone? Can you give me access again? Ah fuck, all my work didn't save either... Gonna need another week.'
Ok I'm out of the loop, what's all the trout stuff about??