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bobzilla @ bobzilla @lemmy.world
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Yeah UPS, that's proof

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  • Sounds like an easy claim that they didn't deliver the package.

    • When people use "minimum" or "maximum" and then follow that with a range.

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  • And offer them that sweet fresh-out-of-college salary

    • What does "next Saturday" mean

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  • Just stop being ambiguous. Give a specific date, because based on the number of answers here "next Saturday" could mean anything from last week to 6 years from now (yes, I'm being dramatic for effect).

    • Couples race to move frozen embryos out of Alabama after court defines them as children

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  • So if I jerk off on the firehouse steps can I claim I'm just using the Safe Harbor law?

    • What are some humorous quotes/life advice that would be funny to see embroidered on a throw pillow?

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  • "Yeet" (because, you know, it's a throw pillow)

    • Walmart pay raise: Store managers, hourly workers to get wage increase, restructure store manager bonuses

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  • They'll increase hourly wages by $0.50/hour. ... And decrease employee hours to 10 hours/week.

    • What's a word you've spent a long time not using right?

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  • I have, for a long time, used the phrase "speaking of segues" to change the subject in a conversation.

    • Do food delivery persons prefer cash tip?

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  • Technically tips were originally given upfront to ensure good service, not after the fact.

    • Courts Strike Down Gun Control Measures in Two States

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  • But let's ban abortion because that will fix everything.

    • MTG Is Getting Trolled With Hilariously Awful Amazon Reviews Of Her New Book—And People Can't Get Enough

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  • Worse yet, it's leaning left, and we all know that's inaccurate.

    • Mike Johnson: 'Depraved' America Deserves God's Wrath

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  • Kick Mike Johnson in his micro-johnson and tell him God told you to do it.

    • What are your top 3 websites you visit?

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  • Hey GreyTechnician, are you a good bot or an evil bot?

    • You just dig around the water.

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  • No straws In Minecraft

    • The panzer has spoken

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  • Instructions unclear...

    09, 108, 1107, 11106, 111105

    • Second teacher at Missouri school on leave over OnlyFans side hustle: 'It’s working out ok so far'

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  • Religion is insanity.

    Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers.... People shoot up schools

    Everyone loses their minds so someone gets naked.

    • Target CEO says shoppers are pulling back, even on groceries

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  • I've genuinely never had that experience at Target. I can scan everything in my cart without once putting it in the bagging area and the self-checkouts at Target don't give a shit.

    • What is the name of your cleaning robot?

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  • Vacula. Because he sucks your... dust.

    • Roman numerals, man... so close!

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  • You know what they say, "I before V, except after C". (Or something like that.)

    • Major Republican Donor Who Called Barack Obama the N-Word Dies After Attempting to Kill His Wife In Murder-Suicide Gone Awry

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  • Hey now! Bullets ain't free.

    • Alabama band director tased by police for not stopping his students' performance

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  • If only the cops had some way to record the interaction to prove that he pushed them.