blusterydayve26 @ blusterydayve26 @midwest.social

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That used to be the dream: corps hired you to work on the thing they needed that you were good at. Now, though, they just want everything for free and just acquihire to reassign you to whatever makes more money.

I dunno, Folding Ideas broke down Fortnite's monetization policies, and they're pretty damn barbaric, particularly in how they target kids.

God, fuck react in the eye with the pointy shit-covered hunting-sticks of our ancestors. Useless technology that directly breaks the web because there’s never any fallback, so all you get is a blank page. Not even a “please-enable js” message.

That was a delightful game, thank you for the reminder. Kinda wish I still had it or that someone had a remake.

Archive does have the originals though:

https://archive.org/search?query=creator%3A(PF)+petz

Thereby, LMFAO was proved to be the best musicians ever. QED.

“Wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah.”

Did the old device agreement allow them to brick it until you agreed to the new agreement? If not, I say file that class action.

Wait, what did I miss?

Or KSP gone crazy.

I promise it’ll be forever, this time.

I want that on a sticker dontchaknow.

Putonium, obvs.

I’ve almost pulled the trigger on that one like three times now but I need more art supplies…

Half way between. They want to beat Nintendo to the next hardware release, but they won’t. So probably two more years till the new stuff comes out, but 4 or 5 till it stops getting support and new releases.

So we can either have secure cars or late stage capitalism? Sounds like a worthwhile trade.

That sounds like next quarter’s problem!

Everything’s getting so complicated these days, they even added a fourth step: Stop, drop, Atoll, Atone.

Not true! Shockwaves could carry parts for miles!

…Oh, I see what you mean.

That’s the thing: people wouldn’t survive that. The only thing that could survive it is some sort of glassified sand immediately beneath the explosion. So sand dgaf, I guess?

Congratulations! The music will stay with you forever.

gave up playing their bread and butter game

Search was never Google’s money maker, that was AdWords. Search was merely the tool they used to get users in the door and exposed to AdWords, where they made their money. AdWords raked in ~100M/day in the early 2010s iirc.