Tomtits @ blimthepixie @lemmy.dbzer0.com

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What a pair of melts.

Filmed the act, kept the wedge as a trophy and one of them grassed the other one up to the pigs.

How on earth did it take the jury that long to decide?

Did you read the article?

I read it as the seafood lasagna was put into a beef lasagna box, rather than the beef lasagna having prawns in it.

Spelled or spelt?

No it doesn't

Can it still be called contamination if a seafood lasagne was mispackaged as a beef lasagna, or vice versa?

Never Eat Crisps Eat Salad Sandwiches And Remain Young

You have to give them credit.

That's a comically sick burn

That card is the only training ICE get

Well, that's Gaza well and truly fucked

Sounds about right, I've had interviews where the boss has forgotten.

Granted it was just bar work, still pretty funny to see the dawning of realisation spread across their face.

What tariffs will Trump declare when he finds out it's not him??

The humble Mandoline

Severed fingertips await

No-one going to mention that they said countries and named two continents?

I think they do that to:

1. Judge your reaction to being asked stupid questions.
2. Check that you know what's written on your CV, to see if you're lying on it or something?

C) Because someone else chose the candidates for interview.

An anagram of 'domestic terrorist' is moist or restricted

Which probably applies to Trumpo

¡Gata bonita! 😍

If you don't want the job but have to attend the interview for benefits or whatever, wear socks and sandals.

Definitely won't get the job and you can keep claiming.

Can I say half life?

Pittsburgh as in the US?

Apologies, I was referring to the Spanish outage