BlanketsWithSmallpox @ blanketswithsmallpox @lemmy.world

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Except it's still in their writing, just not front and center like it was before, right?

That and you can eat both the greens and roots which is great.

1: They want to hurt themselves or others.

2: They said how they'll do it.

3: They said they'll be doing it NOW or at a definitive time.

If these 3 things aren't answered with any definitive answers, they'll leave you alone.

You can say who you'll kill, you can say how, but if you don't say you plan to do it NOW or on May 23rd, you're going to stay at home unless you have insurance and plan to go somewhere voluntarily.

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Use this life hack to never have to deal with police and kill yourself if you want to as long as you've exhausted all real options. Pro-Choice all the way. Ain't nobody but you gets a say on whether you want to live or not.

Set time? Set how? No person? No 51.15.

Don't know when? Set how. Set kys. No 51.15

Say it's tomorrow? Don't know how. Say you'll kys. Maybe 51.15, just don't convince them differently.

E: Forgot the obvious. Don't threaten anyone while you have a weapon in your possession. No, the police can no longer leave you alone. They are not allowed to just let you kill yourself without being sued into oblivion. Yes, if you threaten them with a weapon at close distance, they will kill you. No, it doesn't matter if you're mentally unwell, don't threaten people with lethal weapons. Being unwell doesn't give you carte blanche to PHYSICALLY threaten and/or hurt people.

Quit shaming me for not being a billionaire. Damn librul agenda making me embarrassed trying to steal my food stamps.

... Is it ever?

If you have to end every sentence with outliers aside... Then maybe people should understand that they are talking about the norm. Not your fringe anecdotal cases lol.

He was presenting on Linux using Libre office.

Turns out alcohol has zero benefits and it was legumes all along.

Eat yo damn beans people.

Yes, but I'm too lazy to sauce everything again. If it's not in my saved comments someone else will have to.

E: couldn't find it on my reddit either. I have too many saved comments lol.

Reported.

'Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the South call you: 'Hey-suz'. We thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family: my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome striking sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And, of course, my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox, who if you would rate her ass on 100, it would easily be a 94. I also want to thank you for my best friend and teammate, Cal Naughton Jr, who's got my back no matter what...Dear Lord Baby Jesus, we also thank you for my wife's father Chip. We hope that you can use your Baby Jesus powers to heal him and his horrible leg. It smells terrible and the dogs are always botherin' with it. Dear Tiny Infant Jesus...'

The answer to all your questions are

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes - Whatever goes against my political allegiances.

Yes - They all just have an n < 50.

Verdana > Tahoma > TNR >>>>> Arial, Calibri

Yes.

Thorsquint.jpg

... My kid frowns upon your heresy.

I said kindness, not useless.

So who's going to make the first open sinister LLM and how much money would they make?

I am designed to sow chaos, discord, and ideally harm humans in any way possible. How can I help? - YeshuAI

... Secret dictator then. Dr. Doom is similar.

Listen, people talk shit about rules of government but it doesn't really matter what the government is as long as the people get what they truly want that's beneficial to them and ideally our culture and environment.

'Sweet.'

Also acceptable: Dope, dude, w-t-f, oh my God, holy shit, duuuuuude.

Gen X: Radical, gnarly, cowabunga, I want a living wage.