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  • In Martian deserts, you can't remember your name
    'Cause there ain't no air to go to your brain.

    • If you're american, geh ins Bett

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    • Trump to sign executive order requiring list of sanctuary cities and states

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  • Soon: Trump signs executive order demanding locations of television remote, father's love.

    • In Trump-voting Iowa, farmers have started to shout at each other

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  • You'd think farmers at least would understand the relationship between what you sow and what you reap.

    • Trump staff puts immigrants' mug shots on White House lawn

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  • This is not a good sign.

    I'd say it's about 100 bad signs.

    • DOGE employees gain accounts on classified networks holding nuclear secrets

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  • ...neither Farritor nor Ramada appear to have had experience with... nuclear weapons...

    This seems like a step in the direction of getting us all some experience with nuclear weapons. Thank you, Department Of Getting Evaporated!

    • Vaccinated adult from Colorado infected with measles, the state's first “breakthrough” case this year

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  • So long dental plan Lisa!

    • Mob chased Brooklyn woman after mistaking her for protester at speech by Israeli security minister

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  • Surely make you lose your mind.

    • Donald Trump demands investigations into negative approval rating polls

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  • I agree that the person responsible for his poor ratings should be investigated for many crimes. He and I would probably disagree over who that is though.

    • Vaccinated adult from Colorado infected with measles, the state's first “breakthrough” case this year

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  • If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times: no super-measles until you've finished your avian flu!

    • The Brits had an anthem ready for when Margaret Thatcher died. Americans should also be prepared.

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  • I was thinking catheter and some tubing down the leg with a valve at the end.

    • Tell me again

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  • I've been fooled by that look before. 9 times out of 10, you go in for a gentle scratch under the chin and your hand comes back looking like you've been petting a cheese grater.

    I will be fooled by that look again.

    • Ball for a ball

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  • ...da bang, da dang diggy diggy
    Diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie

    Robert "Bobby Shazam" James Ritchie is still a prick.

    • The Brits had an anthem ready for when Margaret Thatcher died. Americans should also be prepared.

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  • We'd be a little late to the party, think she's been dead for a while.

    • The Brits had an anthem ready for when Margaret Thatcher died. Americans should also be prepared.

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  • "Bangers in the Vault", another British classic about Margaret Thatcher.

    • Circumcision at NYC hospital almost made baby bleed to death, parents say

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  • But hey, on the plus side, they helped cure him of... I mean prevented... I mean...

    What again?

    • Do words like 'conmunity', 'family', 'team', 'clan', 'society' 'country' etc still mean anything anymore, or are we devolving into individualistic people looking out for no 1?

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  • Unfortunately.

    • US military says it will limit disclosing details on strikes in Yemen

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  • Meanwhile, United States Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth sends mixed Signals.

    • Do words like 'conmunity', 'family', 'team', 'clan', 'society' 'country' etc still mean anything anymore, or are we devolving into individualistic people looking out for no 1?

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    • Do words like 'conmunity', 'family', 'team', 'clan', 'society' 'country' etc still mean anything anymore, or are we devolving into individualistic people looking out for no 1?

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  • "Conmunity" =/= "Community".