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The UK needs no chief rabbi. Why does the UK have a chief rabbi?

It's a cost-saving measure, suits figure the rank-and-file will start bringing in support pillars from home. Sort of like a potluck approach to structural integrity but much safer than a regular potluck.

Why though? Could just start winding down the whole thing early and call it quits when he does.

"No."

Crisis averted, can get back to fixing things now. The only way you're getting me on the phone is if there's some audio component to the problem (alarm buzzers or tones they aren't able to identify) that isn't easy to explain in text. Other than that, there are usually just a handful of common issues and you can tell which path we're going down after a sentence or two of their description.

Boy, you sure did get 'em. No pointing out bad behavior unless your history is unblemished, I guess.

...when you see an actor snorting something up their nose is a powered [sic] called inositol...

Proofreading hard.

I'd watch this Red Dawn reboot.

He puts the cunt in contusion. Works better out loud rather than written though.

A tank full of sharks and gloves that dispense a sticky concentrated chum mixture with each hit. Get a couple good body blows in, knock them into the water, let nature (+/-) take its course.

Ironically and hypocritically

"Predictably" would also fit here.

It's okay, they're using that special load-bearing drywall.

All 10 of course. Rather keep it discreet though, don't want anybody asking awkward questions about why I carry around bags of fingers, whose fingers they are, that sort of thing.

Smelly, moist and full of seamen.

Anything's a wire if you piss off the pixies badly enough.

Going from shampoo to ram poo.

You're right, let's just call this one and start fresh with the next.

I'm not 100% certain but this looks like one of those cases where a commenter jokingly says that they feel personally attacked but mean that they agree with what was said. Playing at oversensitivity for comedic effect.

No.

They were pioneers of the "is he stupid?" meme. Sorry you had to find out this way though.

Spontaneous carcinization at this time of year, that time of day, in that part of Japan, localized entirely within their luggage?