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Israeli media publishes guide for holidaying soldiers on how to avoid arrest

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  • Step 1: Don't do war crimes.

    • Looks familiar somehow

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  • Looks like it was baked before being Saddamized.

    • Why is it that clasped hands tends to be the norm for praying? 🙏

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  • ...hands that are gripped together are unable to present a threat...

    Counterpoint:

    • Military appeals court rules defense secretary couldn't rescind 9/11 plea deals

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  • Strange that they'd still allow him to rescind the other 2/11 of them.

    • What's on the bottom?

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  • A big lump of fruit waiting for a spoon to mix it through the upper layers.

    • How useful would amateur radio knowledge be in an extended power outage or natural disaster?

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  • Pedant's note: it's ham radio, not HAM.

    • Le Reddit Army is Here

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  • no u

    • I can't stop laughing at the funny name

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  • Koyan.

    • What's the correct procedure for getting admin help in becoming a mod for a community where the only mods listed are inactive?

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  • From the pinned thread in this community: LW Support - Please read before posting (Updated 18-10-2023)

    - There is a community I want to moderate, but the moderators appear to be inactive.

    Please email us at info@lemmy.world or create a post in this community.

    Looks like you've chosen the latter option, probably just a matter of time. Please note that there is a known issue with remote moderators (e.g. a sh.itjust.works user moderating a lemmy.world community) that may interfere with your ability to see reports in that community.

    • You receive an emergency alert: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." What do you do? How do you think your neighborhood will react? What memes be on Lemmy?

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  • Take comfort in the knowledge that somebody out there with launch authority is thinking of you. Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery.

    • You receive an emergency alert: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." What do you do? How do you think your neighborhood will react? What memes be on Lemmy?

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  • Maybe you're more important than you give yourself credit for.

    • Chicken broth is really warm chicken bath water

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  • Or BathThoughts.

    • In reversal, key House panel votes to release Matt Gaetz ethics report

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  • Right here.

    Please note that this is a PDF file (not to be confused with Matt Gaetz who is a pedophile).

    • Undersea power cable linking Finland and Estonia hit by outage, prompting investigation

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  • Send a bill to the governing body of the country where it's registered and add on a hefty service charge to cover labor/materials/cleanup.

    • Undersea power cable linking Finland and Estonia hit by outage, prompting investigation

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  • ...summon a proper military vessel...

    Like a missile.

    • Brazil’s mysterious ‘man of the hole’ is dead. Should his land remain protected?

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  • ...Some men collect pervy plastic dolls, some collect holes.

    Redundant.

    • In North Korea, couples who divorce will be sent to labor camps

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  • Could be the start of the plot for a romantic comedy brought to you by NK's propaganda films department. Divorcing couple sign the papers, get carted off to a labor camp and learn to love the state -- and each other (but mostly the state) -- all over again.

    • ‘Murder Hornet’ Has Been Eradicated From the U.S., Officials Say

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  • Full marks but for the alliteration bonus point, we would have accepted 'Homicide Hornet'.

    • Selling as is.

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  • It started as an Xtracab but was downgraded to cab.

    • In reversal, key House panel votes to release Matt Gaetz ethics report

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  • In this case, it'll stand for "Slimy Child Predator".