betterdeadthanreddit @ betterdeadthanreddit @lemmy.world

An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.

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Still ends with you having control over your device.

Yeah, the fix starts with a divorce lawyer though and isn't a technology problem.

Gotta make sure they've had time to put together enough blackmail material on a candidate first. That way if he (c'mon, like it'll be anything other than a "he" within our lifetimes) turns out to be too much of a reformer, they can shut that shit down.

It's a trashy move and no reasonable observer will think better of her for sharing it. Should play well with her base though.

They don't have to though. Could just pack it all up, put it in a museum for boring people and move on with their lives.

I offered to do it, they weren't willing to supply ponchos for the audience though so plans fell through.

Getting the good news out of the way early this week. Too bad they'll probably select a replacement for him.

It's a lot compared to what she's worth but not much next to her total wealth. Still better than nothing if her Kremlin file gets leaked and she has to flee the country.

Should have given the job to that Teixiera dipshit, at least he has the excuse of being young and inexperienced to explain his stupidity.

Couldn't hear the safe word through the ball gag.

Screw it, I'll be the pope if that means I can release the records on their pedo priest protection program.

When this asshole is finally dead and buried some day, I might just make a trip to piss on his grave. One of many.

Hey guys, I think I know what happened to all the nose length that was supposed to go to the English Bulldog (and other squish-face breeds)! He wears it well though.

Can't tell you how many times I've seen this but it's always good for a chuckle. I look forward to forgetting it and seeing it pop up again in a few months.

I've seen a bunch of your posts and appreciate the steady supply cute animals that you bring to the various communities here. Don't always comment (because that would be a Herculean task!) but have learned to associate the profile picture of Agent 1BDI with exceptional, high-quality contributions.

These ones must be hard-boiled.

Should've used Rice Christies.

Every day is Kukur Tihar in my home.

Poor guy bounced off, rolled down six flights of stairs ("But it's only a 3-story building!") and landed in a running woodchipper.

-40 so I don't have to specify which temperature scale I'm using.