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An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.

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Breaking news: Pope Francis is still dead.

I've seen enough Star Trek to know how you deal with a red-shirt.

That's like arresting a live grenade and leaving the pin behind. Better hold on tight or start putting some distance between yourself and the whole situation.

If they keep trying, you didn't hit them hard enough.

Should have run the responses by the staff member nobody likes to play against on board game night.

Yes, unless you ask a fucking idiot.

I certainly don't recommend following the link to his obituary from the article and reading the entries in the traitor's tribute book.

Example of some of those entries:

Edit: Somebody noticed.

Just have to zoom out a little, nothing to it.

No tank you.

From the stickied post:

No social media. This includes Substack and Medium blogposts.

(Emphasis added)

That is how numbers work, yes.

Interesting definition of "fixed".

They can hold a share of deez nuts.

Try going to this page and using the button shown below to make all your dreams come true:

Clearly a pointless and wasteful program, Trump and his suck-ups have never even had to use it.

(OP seeks communities for referral link spam.)

Let me put on my surprised face.

This is dumb. Just some asshat seeking headlines and he's getting them.

His strategy would make sense if he was aiming to exploit an underflow bug in the polls but somehow I doubt that's the plan.

Where we're going, we don't need brains.

GOPniks