bender223 @ bender223 @lemmy.today

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So are we, Diaper Don 👶

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but laws don't apply to billionaires 😭 /s

Hey Mitch, freeze!

I mean, if she ever needs to dispose of a body 🤔

Promise? 😳 👉👈

and Iran......Iran so far away.

a voice only call that was live streamed. makes twitter look like a basic bitch. 😛

I thought it was gonna be a live streaming video event, cuz like, you know, it's 2024. 🤦‍♂️ Like, bruh, you paid $44 Bil for this? 🤣 What a genius! 🫢

According to Dr Jason Fung, who does a lot of research on the pancreas and insulin, avoiding carbs and sugar is the most beneficial. The basic idea is that sugar and carbs trigger your pancreas to release insulin the most. Insulin is the hormone that tells your body to store fat.

hey y'all, where can I watch this? on xvideos.com? 😏

whoa, another assassination attempt? 😮 j/k, don't @ me

I'm no doctor, but as I understand it, there's a strong correlation with crowd size and penis size. 🍆 ⤴ /s

Elon is the dumbest genius 🤣

He probably watches a lot of right wing/conservative media, and those shows generally aim to get people riled up to be against democrats and foreigners to an unreasonable extent. That and other personal issues messed up his brain. Like others have said, dude needs therapy.

I ain't no genius, but maybe the advertisers are busy fucking themselves as per Elon's suggestion. 🤷‍♂️

Is it weird that I want to fuck that couch?

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Elon is the dumbest genius 🤦‍♂️