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bender223 @ bender223 @lemmy.today
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JPMorgan Reportedly Ending Remote Work For More Than 300,000 Employees

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  • OIC, it's time for them to fuck around and find out

    • Bernie Sanders wades into MAGA Civil War to trash Elon Musk

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  • I'm constantly surprised that he hasn't farted himself to death 🤔

    • Matt Gaetz ethics report says his drug use and sex with a minor violated state laws

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  • Oh wut? No way!

    /s

    • Man accused in UnitedHealthcare CEO killing faces federal charge that’s eligible for death penalty

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  • He should claim self defense cuz the CEO attacked him first by denying him life saving healthcare.

    • What do you do to take care of your health?

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  • Wear somewhat minimalist shoes, zero drop, flexible, wide toe box. Sit on a stool instead of comfy office chair.

    I have a lot less back pain now.

    • The UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter's meticulous planning has helped him evade police so far, experts say

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  • I bet plenty of non millionaires would be willing to shelter and hide him. 🤷‍♂️

    • Moderators Across Social Media Struggle to Contain Celebrations of UnitedHealthcare CEO’s Assassination

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  • GOOD! #good

    • I'm Spartacus

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  • What will they call this costume at the Halloween Store?

    CEO Killer? 🤔

    • Paulette Thompson Says Husband Received Threats 'Over Lack Of Coverage' Leading Up To Shooting

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  • Yeah, especially in a country with so many guns, that are so easy to obtain.

    • Good to see AAFES looking out for my health

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  • 🤦‍♂️

    • US farm groups want Trump to spare their workers from deportation

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  • So they DON'T want to deport immigrants so that white people can have jobs picking vegetables for less than minimum wage?

    🤣

    • The world is ending but here's a side quest - will RPGs ever solve their urgency problem?

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  • Bruh, it's just a game 🤷‍♂️

    • Elon Musk is pissing off everyone on Trump’s team

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  • He's a genius billionaire, so we should always listen to what he says, no matter how stupid it is.

    /s

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  • Anything is against religious law if you try hard enough.

    Actually, you don't have to try that hard 🤷‍♂️

    • Trump's eligibility

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  • Simple, if you're a white man with money, you can do whatever you want and get away with it.

    🤷‍♂️

    • Arab American Voters in Dearborn, Michigan, Heard Trump’s Case

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  • Yeah, trump will end the war, but not in the way you want, and not in a good way.

    Does that voter not understand that many more people will die because trump?

    But hey, at least the voter is principled. 🤦‍♂️

    • Even Microsoft Notepad is getting AI text editing now

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  • Jeebus, u okay Microsoft? 😬

    • Donald Trump's election win could lead to porn being banned

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  • Do it.

    Fuck around and find out.

    The sad thing is, the nation will care more about porn than abortion rights. 🤦‍♂️

    • Trump says "I don't mind" if someone had to shoot through media

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  • Does kamala stand behind bullet proof glass? I didn't notice it at her rallies. 🤔

    • Elon Musk Suddenly Realizes That Teslas With "Self-Driving" Computers May Never Be Able to Actually Self-Drive

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  • Wow, what a genius!

    /s