beefbot @ beefbot @lemmy.blahaj.zone

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We all watched them sit around for an hour knowing small children were dying inside a school. We know exactly what they’re made of

If I’d done what that CEO fuck probably did to this guys family, he would a been justified in killing me too

• JEFF BEZOS IS SHORT
• like Putin level short
• THATS WHY HES LIKE THAT

Posting women as the targets is such easy pickings and it’s so fuckin lazy. Where’s the white guys? Why aren’t they the face of this, since they’re the hand choking the poor?

Nostalgia is bittersweet & I love it as much as anyone but the bigger picture is this: capitalism grows like a weed or a vampire & every generation had freedom without cameras like that until gen-Xers, who were the last, which is why it feels like such magic now even tho then it was just life & being outside

we must all download / save / preserve all dnd content we possibly can, right now, if we want to have access to any of it in the future. We all saw what he did to Shitter.

This is text, where vocal tone and human body language has been removed. Ingenting är ovvio che è* uno scherzo , niente som helst 😂

There, I used text to explain myself and it should have been obvious to you. Did you understand? Nääää??

No, turducken, nothing is ever obvious. Assuming that it is reveals what jubs id oweaib upi Aew 😘

*maybe I should have used the subjunctive here but I forget the rules

Because the CEOs need a second summer home and a fourth sex dungeon?

You fuck the drummer while the others are confused & arguing. You ALWAYS FUCK THE DRUMMER.

They’re the crazy ones so they’re good in bed

source: half the dudes I boned from 20-25

Nope sorry. The style, in the case of this sentence & that famous Buffalo cow-pie, has pushed both sentences beyond people’s ability to understand it without additional processing time. Therefore the style is bad, and should feel bad.

That journalistic style is really only to lower word count anyway, so that headlines could fit onto printed newspaper pages, & maybe to save on ink. I don’t fuckin’ care about a 100 year old practice, nor the editors who sacrificed my understanding so that they could save a buck or 5 seconds. I care about understanding a goddamn sentence.

I see the legal groundwork for the first concentration camp is here

Saved you a click: This news article was indeed from Nov 20, 2024

This is very calming to hear & I feel like it needs to be mentioned lots more when we hear about these incidents! no sarcasm, it’s honestly good to think it’s not so easy

They kept the concentration camps hidden, so they’ll probably call these something else that sounds juuuust safe enough for the news outlets who are brave enough to report on them. ?until those news outlets have their funding cut)

Absolutely not. It’s the moment where everyone digs in harder.

Ask anyone with skin darker than yours, or whose sexuality or gender was once or still is illegal. You don’t fuckin give up

Unsure if it’s worth responding bc any platform that’s abandoned the “we give a shit about humans with no money “ vibe is just gone, but

please let’s all consider just ruining this for the slopmasters who are asking us for information for free. RUIN I say.

Come on, Russian money wasn’t involved in ..

Oh

OHH

I hope they’re married. I hope they got married to each other AT that church 💪🖕🤟

Ooh! The date for Shut The Fuck UP About Black Friday Deals is NOW UNTIL GROUNDHOGS DAY

I’m calling you an idiot for waiting until now to fill up on it , that’s for damn sure. Been watching the country dEsCeNd for 30y & only today decided you’d had enough huh? Passport office go hurrrr