beebarfbadger @ beebarfbadger @lemmy.world

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The druid version is "Create Shortcut".

Sure, we got him back, but... ever since... he's ... off, somehow.

Split brain configuration: Allows focusing on multiple concentration checks/spells at once. This could also be called paralellization, or multithreaded.

Allows you to concentrate on two concentration spells instead of just one. However, the spell itself is concentration.

Replaces "Create Food".

Nah, he had "bone spurs".

• 28k modem connection sounds *

A dylsexic man walks into a bra-

You're putting words into his mouth again. He would totally absolutely 100% declassify them right after publishing his tax returns and presenting his healthcare plan.

Honestly, if your goals include conserving an inhabitable environment for the human race in the future, conserving a semblance of wealth for everyone but the top, like, dozen people on Earth, conserving the rights of workers and consumers against an overwhelming opposition, conserving democracy for future generations (and all that against the best efforts of a supposedly "conservative" party), your parents may have been right.

Alternative suggestion: spray paint your resume on the outside wall of the offices of whatever company you are trying to apply at. Bonus points if you manage an approximate rendition of Comic Sans throughout.

Gotta milk any remaining goodwill while it's still there.

Oh yeah? But would Ozzy Osbourne put Trump's family members in positions of power, funnel as much booty - I mean national wealth as imaginable into Trump's personal pockets and benefit Trump's corrupt cronies? Sorry, I mean make America great again?

Well, in his defense, it wasn't about him.

Because it's too expensive to crunch up a whole iPhone just for one cone.

Trump sues mirror for making him look ugly.

"Wouldn't it be great if everybody gave my AI company money?"

"For doing what?"

"... I don't follow."

"Okay, but I don't see why we can't revisit my suggestion to send the Pinkertons to all owners of the original version and have them break their kneecaps if they don't give us all the money they have."

"With all due respect sir, that is... Have you read the brief that Legal sent you on that matter?"

"I skimmed it... but I'm not convinced."

They're instead letting an AI generate their stock price. It is a number now.

Also known for inventing the phrase "lend me your ear".

The bridge crew all fall out of their seats, some consoles explode and one ensign will have to go to sick bay with burns on their- oh. Oooh, nevermind.